Saturday, September 11, 2010

Conjuring Food



Today, I saw a piece of my kibble underneath the chair, but it was too far under and I couldn't reach it. Therefore, I stared and stared at it and used my magnificent mind to move the kibble more towards me. I stared at it for about 10 minutes, and finally my master got it for me. See, it worked! The food came towards me like I imagined. It was well worth my mental stimulation.

Band Aids on My Legs



I have a booboo on my leg and my master put a Band Aid on my leg so that I wouldn't lick it anymore. Since I don't have any skin, it's stuck on my fur and it really hurt when she had to change the Band Aid in the morning. I don't remember what I was doing when I hurt myself, but I seem to always have some ailment or another these days. It's because I'm 7 years old now. I'm an old man! Good thing I have a good medicare insurance plan! Oh, my aching back....

My Socked Legs

I did something to my front paws again, so my master wrapped up my paws with her socks. Since both of them were socked, it felt weird and I walked like an awkward baby. Here's my film debut.